Artifice: Chapters 35 to 37 of 39 by Eric Bickernicks

Artifice Cover imageArtifice: Chapters 35 to 37 of 39
by Eric Bickernicks

Genre: Comedy

Written by Eric Bickernicks
Copyright ©2017 by Eric Bickernicks



Chapter 35 – Artist Loft
Chapter 36 – Carnival
Chapter 37 – Barney’s Marina

Note: Chapter 39 is just an ABOUT THE AUTHOR piece. (story ends on Chapter 38)

Animated Audiobook trailer:

Start at chapter one to get the entire spiel:


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about the author

Before I post the final (important) chapter, lemme do some sucking up and groveling:

The sucking up part: If you send me your email address, I’ll give you:

A soft copy of the book in whatever format you’d like (pdf/epub/awz)
Permanent links to the entire audio book. (so you won’t have to wait for the last chapter)

You’ll be a beta reader for my next book (being written now)
You’ll get a free version of the THAT audio book too. (whenever I record it, might take a while since I’ll be looking for a lit agent, then publisher)

Here’s my email: adeadguy1 (at) gmail (dot) com

EXTRA BONUS for anyone in the UK: I have (25) Free download UK audible codes just lying around. Let me know if you’re in the UK and can redeem them on I’ll give you a free code so you can have a copy in your Audible account, and hopefully you’ll give it a review there.

The groveling part: I spent a year writing this book. I spent 6 months recording this audio book. I gave it all to the world for free. I spent the last 6 months marketing the book and managed to only get a dozen people who seemed legitimately interested in it. Please take a moment to give this artist a patronizing pat on the head and let me sink back into obscurity with a nice, warm fuzzy feeling that I affected somebody on this planet.